BBA Fantasy League

Never thought i’d see this GM at the number one spot on the rankings but here he is and well deserved. The Serpents made light work of the self destructing Tropics and with three players averaging over 50 this team is going to be hard to beat.

Comical rough patch for the certain champions (according to the greedy grecos) unfortunately when you’re on a peak so high the only way to go is down and down fast. Weeks of smugness may have brought the karma gods upon this GM. One huge positive is he’s traded a platter and some potatoes for a fantasy stud and perhaps the ugliest player in the NBA.

Pretty funny to think this team was voted the worst drafted team the day after ‘the greatest day of the year’. Chorny is flying, top scoring this week and making great trades. Except for Gifting the Bitches Kyrie… Pretty unlucky not to be higher on the rankings.

AD!!! He’s clearly the best fantasy player in the league and easily the second best Basketball player in the world. The Sexpistols rely heavily on their big guns which isn’t an ideal situation when you’re trying to go after a championship. Expect this team to crash and burn like his pork crackle did on draft day

Very very very very very lucky to get the W this week. Not much else to say other than the better side lost in his recent matchup. Good news is Kris Dunn is back and looked good in his first start after his injury.

Probably the most unlucky GM so far this season. Things can only go up from here and when Cousins is back averaging 50 he’s a lock for another finals campaign. Probably second favourite for the chip at this point even with their shaky record.

hmm luck can only get you so far and trading away all your star power probably isn’t the best way to get back on track. Mediocrity is the best way to describe this team. One positive is….

The Mustards are tracking along at a rate that was probably expected by a lot of other GMs. The BBA is tough but Giannis should lead you to a few more wins. Perhaps start asking around how the Rikishi playoffs work.

To be honest this GM is pretty stiff to have the record they have (3-6, equal worst record). Kawhi, gasol and Whiteside must be a nightmare to own with inconsistent scores and missing multiple games for shit reasons. I think this team will have a strong finish to the year and possibly sneak into the playoffs.

What the fuck has happened to the Migs Mix. Injuries have struct down the mix in horrific fashion. Three O’s on your roster spells loses strangely enough. Look to see this franchise battle it out in the Rikishi playoffs and with all his focus on itunes podcast ratings the mix might end up with chocolate on his nose.

Surprisingly, very surprisingly this team got a rare W this week their only W that hasn’t involved suspicious countbacks but unfortunately on a day that should be celebrated it’s been tarnished by racist comments. Shame on you Lloyd.

Nothing unusual here, this GM is more than familiar with the last spot on the rankings. After his infamous spat at one of the powerhouses of the modern BBA era, here’s a couple of stats to remind the league of the most pathetic franchise since Rakips Rollerbladers; 13-28 (worst record by any GM) and 1-5 against the Bitches since he opened his big irrational mouth.